The Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics

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Our Team of Experts

The Institute’s Scienticians, c. 1903

Founder
  • Magda Hesketh-Dorleac
Director Emeritus
  • Hammacher Hesketh-Dorleac
Director of Scienceonomy
  • Aldous Thistleton Lambshanks
Chief Technology Officer
  • Alina Swackhammer
Senior Gravitronomists
  • Dr. Prof. Spencer Howard
  • Dr. Prof. Sam Hunter
  • Dr. Prof. Claire Kaplan
  • Dr. Prof. Nathan Turner
Department of Humorology
  • Alcibiades Snout, chairperson
  • Sigrid Steiner-Sturtschturdt
  • Valentine Aguecheek
  • Dr. Timandra Faulconbridge
  • Leonine Oatcake
Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics
  • Dr. Jónar Sørensen, director of research
  • Dr. Victor Leal
  • Dr. Silvia Monmarques
  • Dr. Yvonne Cavalcanti
  • Dr. Sap Bnth
Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry
  • Dr. Edward Nedwin Wendward, director of research
  • Dr. Donna Blackstone
  • Dr. Johann Sebastian Bock
  • Dr. Yevgeny Wayne
  • Dr. Stig Catmull, III
Renata Del Vecchio Memorial Laboratory for Amphigenetic Research
  • Dr. Ovsanna Del Vecchio, counselor
  • Dr. Dixon d’Urby
  • Dr. Lamar Helmsley
  • Dr. Eleuterio Sinicropi
  • Prof. Percival Pimentel
Neuroimmunonologic Gene Expression Laboratory
  • Dr. Hep’ot’ Bashloevy, tribune
  • Dr. Giacopo Penzo
  • Dr. Hazel Nutt
  • Dr. Juan Bomb
  • Dr. Lariis Vetuu
Adjunct Scienticians
  • Prof. Oe Hatsuyo
  • Prof. Hiram Cowgill
  • Dr. Tabitha de Primo de Claro
  • Prof. Grażyna Chrabołowska
Central Works Council
  • Walburga Woop, chairperson
  • Heiko Fritsch
  • Rear Adm. Donald Söderström
  • Ebenezer Wellington-Bullock, Jr., OBE
  • Perdita Bottom
Novice Biometricists
  • Bim Poku
  • Hwa Jong Su
  • Vitruvia Smythe
  • Elmer Zamuda
  • Rocko Söüp
  • Harold Liebstraum
  • Jytte Ulriksdóttir
  • Bob Fionnghalaigh
Journeyman Inertiametrcists
  • Dr. Lee Mann
  • Dr. Annabelle Clumber
  • Dante Snyder-Gershkovich
  • Tunde St. Germain-Palermo
Teaching Assistants
  • Gert Post
  • Dewey Bachmann
  • Lehman Gross-Bahn
  • Ellie Ott-Ness
  • Stephen Szeto-Sczesny
Interns
  • Trench Coxe
  • Periss Drell
  • Áed MaoilSeachlainn
  • Harvey McGarvey
  • Aarti Haas
  • Veitor Aboullaite
  • Ali Kanchibhatta
Director of Communications
  • Marcus Thornwood
Stochastic Process Actuary
  • F. Wala-Engelbrecht Staudenmaier, ARM, CRM, CIC
Historian
  • Dr. Malcolm A. MacDougal
Staff Psychologist
  • H. H. Von Voltimand, Psy.D.
Judge Advocate General
  • Oona Okana
Judge Advocate Specific
  • Bhumibol Vongsawad, Esq.
Compliance and Corruption Prevention
  • Dr. Svenne Lengelenne
Ombudsperson
  • Belinda Dort-Hurlockerhonkson
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