Our Latest Discoveries
How long does a thought last?
3.2701 graviseconds (gs).
Peer-reviewed paper coming soon.
Where do things go when we lose them?
Hypothesis: What was the last place you had it? Have you tried looking there?
Why are cats?
Evidence: Cats give off significant amounts of heat, yet require several hours of sunbathing each day.
Theory: Cats are cold-blooded.
What is the Universe?*
Methodology: We start by identifying what the Universe is not, and narrow it down from there.
How loud should a joke be?
Findings: Louder than a gnat’s sneeze, but not so loud as a Saturn V launching.
What color is a mirror?
Kind of green.