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In a rare break for the Institute’s scientific method — test first, ask questions later — one particularly long-running study has been discovered to have a timeline stretching theoretically farther into the past than the concept of time can account for. For decades, Study #00734-C was considered “ongoing but non-urgent”: a longitudinal observation of controlled […]

The Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics’ Department of Geolimbic Research today released provisional findings suggesting that the Earth’s axial tilt, long attributed to gravitational mechanics and primordial impact events, may, in fact, be a function of our home planet’s personal preference. These observations of the Earth’s inclination, both literal and figurative, have the potential to upend