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Wherein the Institute's scienticians teach us about the innerworkings of time, folktales surrounding our feline friends, our location in the solar system, and a brief overview of Gravitronomy.

Wherein the Institute's scienticians teach us about the functionality of an eyeball, an international science question, the difference between the sexes, and a scientifically accurate joke.

Wherein the Institute's scienticians teach us about the purpose of wisdom teeth, the vagaries of maturing, the secrets of flight, and the science behind drowning.

Shortly after their respective accession to the post of Senior Gravitronomist, Drs. Prof. Howard, Hunter, Kaplan, and Turner launched a campaign of public dissemination of the Institute's findings.

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