The Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics
The Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics’ Department of Geolimbic Research today released provisional findings suggesting that the Earth’s axial tilt, long attributed to gravitational mechanics and primordial impact events, may, in fact, be a function of our home planet’s personal preference. These observations of the Earth’s inclination, both literal and figurative, have the potential to upend […]
Over 30 years after the discovery of the relationship bees have with the earth’s magnetic field (Gould, Kirschvink, Deffeyes, 1978), leading researchers from the Institute’s Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics, partnered with the Institute’s Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry, have made a discovery of their own. Dr. Jónar Sørensen, official director of the joint study,
Once the purview of science fiction—and indeed outright fantasy (cf. “Ballooning Craze” of the 18th century [Holmes 2009])—the theory, principles, properties, and morality behind self-contained human-powered flight through the air have been discovered under the auspices of the Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics. Dr. Annabelle Clumber, currently a journeyman inertiametricist in her third of a five-year