Our Team

The Institute's Scienticians, 1903

President & CEO

Aldous Thistleton Lambshanks

Director Emeritus

Hammacher Hesketh-Dorleac

Senior Gravitronomists

Dr. Prof. Spencer Howard
Dr. Prof. Sam Hunter
Dr. Prof. Claire Kaplan
Dr. Prof. Nathan Turner

Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics

Dr. Jónar Sørensen, director of research
Dr. Victor Leal
Dr. Silvia Monmarques
Dr. Yvonne Cavalcanti

Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry

Dr. Edward Nedwin Wendward, director of research
Dr. Donna Blackstone
Dr. Johann Sebastian Bock
Dr. Yevgeny Wayne
Dr. Stig Catmull, III

Renata Del Vecchio Memorial Laboratory for Amphigenetic Research

Dr. Ovsanna Del Vecchio, counselor
Dr. Dixon d’Urby
Dr. Lamar Helmsley
Dr. Eleuterio Sinicropi
Prof. Percival Pimentel

Neuroimmunonologic Gene Expression Laboratory

Dr. Hep’ot’ Bashloevy, tribune
Dr. Bullyabinung
Dr. Hazel Nutt
Dr. Cuan Bomb
Dr. Laris Vetu

Adjunct Scienticians

Prof. Oe Hatsuyo
Prof. Hiram Cowgill
Dr. Tabitha de Primo de Claro
Prof. Grażyna Chrabołowska

Journeyman Inertiametrcists

Dr. Lee Mann
Dr. Annabelle Clumber
Dante Snyder-Gershkovich

Novice Biometricists

Bim Poku
Hwa Jong Su
Vitruvia Smythe
Elmer Zamuda
Rocko Von Bite
Harold Liebstraum
Jytte Ulriksdóttir
Bob Fionnghalaigh

Stochastic Process Actuary

F. Wala-Engelbrecht Staudenmaier, ARM, CRM, CIC

Director of Communications

Marcus Thornwood

Historian

Dr. Malcolm A. MacDougal

Staff Psychologist

H. H. Von Voltimand, Psy.D.

de facto Scriba

Babette Ionescu

Companion Extraordinary of the Privy Council

Masuyama Kimi

Herald

Todd Ustick Onderdonk

Censor

Jon le Deutsch

Sergeant-at-Arms

Lt. Col. Martin Dumont Vroom

Keeper of the Halls

Cora H. Pendleton-Twain

Symposiarch

Fredericka de Lennox de Bethune

Leader of the Opposition

“Bill” Wilhelm Uilleam Guillaume Williams

Aide-de-Camp

Juan Sebastian de Todos de los Santos de Encarnación

Justiciar

Möxämmätša Räsit Markovnikov

Magister Equitum

Spiro Kadrievski

Whip

Benjamin Treadwell Astor, Sr., Esq.

Comptroller

Villy “T-Bone” Høj

Consulate Conservator

Ferdinand Alois Lodewijk-Maria Nguyen

Manager of Opposition Business

The Rt. Hon. Marvin Dingle

Head of Janitorial

Geoff Schrempf, MFA, D.Sc., Ph.D., D.Litt.

Chairperson of the Board

Magda Hesketh-Dorleac

Board of Directors

Kapustina Nymphadora Anatolievna
Abdelkader Benmansour
Taline Dergevorkian
Prof. Laëtitia Charpentier de Bourbon-Conti
Dorothea Figgins
Bertram Fitzwater-Ashpole, 5^th Baron Fitzwater-Ashpole
Reuben Henriques
Xu Huiqing
Kalikohemolele Kalawai’a
Isaïes Micolau
Dr. Jónar Sørensen
Gomer Ray-Gus III
Armin Sutro, Jr.