Our Team
The Institute's Scienticians, 1903
President & CEO
Aldous Thistleton Lambshanks
Director Emeritus
Hammacher Hesketh-Dorleac
Senior Gravitronomists
Dr. Prof. Spencer Howard
Dr. Prof. Sam Hunter
Dr. Prof. Claire Kaplan
Dr. Prof. Nathan Turner
Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry
Dr. Edward Nedwin Wendward, director of research
Dr. Donna Blackstone
Dr. Johann Sebastian Bock
Dr. Yevgeny Wayne
Dr. Stig Catmull, III
Journeyman Inertiametrcists
Dr. Lee Mann
Dr. Annabelle Clumber
Dante Snyder-Gershkovich
Stochastic Process Actuary
F. Wala-Engelbrecht Staudenmaier, ARM, CRM, CIC
Historian
Dr. Malcolm A. MacDougal
de facto Scriba
Babette Ionescu
Herald
Todd Ustick Onderdonk
Sergeant-at-Arms
Lt. Col. Martin Dumont Vroom
Symposiarch
Fredericka de Lennox de Bethune
Manager of Opposition Business
The Rt. Hon. Marvin Dingle
Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics
Dr. Jónar Sørensen, director of research
Dr. Victor Leal
Dr. Silvia Monmarques
Dr. Yvonne Cavalcanti
Adjunct Scienticians
Prof. Oe Hatsuyo
Prof. Hiram Cowgill
Dr. Tabitha de Primo de Claro
Prof. Grażyna Chrabołowska
Novice Biometricists
Bim Poku
Hwa Jong Su
Vitruvia Smythe
Elmer Zamuda
Rocko Von Bite
Harold Liebstraum
Jytte Ulriksdóttir
Bob Fionnghalaigh
Director of Communications
Marcus Thornwood
Staff Psychologist
H. H. Von Voltimand, Psy.D.
Censor
Jon le Deutsch
Keeper of the Halls
Cora H. Pendleton-Twain
Whip
Benjamin Treadwell Astor, Sr., Esq.
Head of Janitorial
Geoff Schrempf, MFA, D.Sc., Ph.D., D.Litt.
Chairperson of the Board
Magda Hesketh-Dorleac
Board of Directors
Kapustina Nymphadora Anatolievna
Isaïes Micolau
Dr. Jónar Sørensen
Xu Huiqing
Gomer Ray-Gus III
Kalikohemolele Kalawai’a
Reuben Henriques
Armin Sutro, Jr.
Bertram Fitzwater-Ashpole, 5th Baron Fitzwater-Ashpole
Dorothea Figgins
Abdelkader Benmansour
Taline Dergevorkian
Prof. Laëtitia Charpentier de Bourbon-Conti