Our Team of Experts
The Institute's Scienticians, c. 1903
Founder
Florence Hesketh-Dorleac
Director Emeritus
Hammacher Hesketh-Dorleac
Director of Scienceonomy
Aldous Thistleton Lambshanks
Chief Technology Officer
Alina Swackhammer
Senior Gravitronomists
Dr. Prof. Spencer Howard
Dr. Prof. Sam Hunter
Dr. Prof. Claire Kaplan
Dr. Prof. Nathan Turner
Department of Humorology
Alcibiades Snout, chairperson
Sigrid Steiner-Sturtschturdt
Valentine Aguecheek
Dr. Timandra Faulconbridge
Leonine Oatcake
Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics
Dr. Jónar Sørensen, director of research
Dr. Victor Leal
Dr. Silvia Monmarques
Dr. Yvonne Cavalcanti
Dr. Sap Bnth
Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry
Dr. Edward Nedwin Wendward, director of research
Dr. Donna Blackstone
Dr. Johann Sebastian Bock
Dr. Yevgeny Wayne
Dr. Stig Catmull, III
Renata Del Vecchio Memorial Laboratory for Amphigenetic Research
Dr. Ovsanna Del Vecchio, counselor
Dr. Dixon d’Urby
Dr. Lamar Helmsley
Dr. Eleuterio Sinicropi
Prof. Percival Pimentel
Neuroimmunonologic Gene Expression Laboratory
Dr. Hep’ot’ Bashloevy, tribune
Dr. Giacopo Penzo
Dr. Hazel Nutt
Dr. Juan Bomb
Dr. Lariis Vetuu
Adjunct Scienticians
Prof. Oe Hatsuyo
Prof. Hiram Cowgill
Dr. Tabitha de Primo de Claro
Prof. Grażyna Chrabołowska
Central Works Council
Walburga Woop, chairperson
Heiko Fritsch
Rear Adm. Donald Söderström
Ebenezer Wellington-Bullock, Jr., OBE
Perdita Bottom
Novice Biometricists
Bim Poku
Hwa Jong Su
Vitruvia Smythe
Elmer Zamuda
Rocko Söüp
Harold Liebstraum
Jytte Ulriksdóttir
Bob Fionnghalaigh
Journeyman Inertiametrcists
Dr. Lee Mann
Dr. Annabelle Clumber
Dante Snyder-Gershkovich
Tunde St. Germain-Palermo
Teaching Assistants
Gert Post
Dewey Bachmann
Lehman Gross-Bahn
Ellie Ott-Ness
Stephen Szeto-Sczesny
Interns
Trench Coxe
Periss Drell
Áed MaoilSeachlainn
Harvey McGarvey
Aarti Haas
Veitor Aboullaite
Ali Kanchibhatta
Director of Communications
Marcus Thornwood
Stochastic Process Actuary
F. Wala-Engelbrecht Staudenmaier, ARM, CRM, CIC
Historian
Dr. Malcolm A. MacDougal
Staff Psychologist
H. H. Von Voltimand, Psy.D.
Judge Advocate General
Oona Okana
Judge Advocate Specific
Bhumibol Vongsawad, Esq.
Compliance and Corruption Prevention
Dr. Svenne Lengelenne
Ombudsperson
Belinda Dort-Hurlockerhonkson
Hazardous Goods COORDINATOR
Guntram Rupp
Empirical Aesthetician
Francesco Fritz-Franz Freeling
Director of Marketing
Adrian Wapcaplet
Headhunter
Garfield Gatz
de facto Scriba
Babette Ionescu
Companion Extraordinary of the Privy Council
Masuyama KimiHerald
Todd Ustick Onderdonk
Censor
Jon le Deutsch
SergeantS-at-Arms
Lt. Col. Martin Dumont Vroom
Rear Adm. Drey Bench, ret.
Keeper of the Halls
Cora H. Pendleton-Twain
Equerry
Svante Nilsson Sture the Younger
Quartermaster
Conrad von Pyhy
Symposiarch
Fredericka de Lennox de Bethune
Leader of the Opposition
“Bill” Guillaume Wilhelm Uilleam Williams
Lady Usher of the Orange Rod
Elizabetta Sonntag-Domingo
Prelate
Barnaby Barnabas
Aide-de-Camp
Juan Sebastian de Todos de los Santos de Encarnación
Justiciar
Räbit MöxämmätšaMagister Equitum
Baron-Chaplain Spiro Kadrievski Markovnikov
Whip
Benjamin Treadwell Astor, Sr., Esq. IV
Comptroller
Villy “T-Bone” Høj
Consulate Conservator
Ferdinand Alois Lodewijk-Maria Nguyen
Impresario
Pedro de Alcântara Francisco António João Carlos Xavier de Paula Miguel Rafael Joaquim José Gonzaga Pascoal Cipriano Serafim Smith
Prestidigitator
Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
Ingénieur
Krill Hammer
Elocutionist
Stede Zeb
Manager of Opposition Business
The Rt. Hon. Marvin Dingle
Catering
Feardomhnach Mac Giolla Chomhghaill
Farrier
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Seer
Grigori Rasputin, Jr.
Clerk of the Closet
Cyrus Piddlypinks
Organist
Edgar Wheeze
Fan-bearer
Cuthbert Dimwitch
Best Boy
Pelle Saavedra
Painter and Limner
Percival Nimbleshanks
ChaplainS
The Reverend Sigismund Von Herbinstein
The Very Reverend Girolamo Cardeño
The Most Reverend Eddie Large
Premier Master of the Scullery and Larder
Graham McCrackers
Persuivant of Arms Extraordinary
Randy Pratt
Privy Purse
John Dragfoot
High Almoner
Humbert Candlewax
Surgeon-Apothecary
Dr. Zizi Utu, KCVO, MD, BM, BCh, DM, FRCP
Poet Laureate
Bogey Hallþórsdóttir
Seneschal
Chris Cheese
Pantler
Alastair Szymankowszczyzna
Majordomo
Rebecca Fonseca
Groom of the Stool
Paddy Pickerill-Wind
Grand Panetier
Tyne Knott
Falconer
Sqn. Ldr. Trixiebelle Furssendonn-Wood
Hostarius
Dust Redivivia, KCVO, DD, LLD
Cup-Bearer
Thor Wrather
Confessor
Peez Härmälä
Lord Warden of the Marches
Kitto Carne
Human Resources
Celso Manriquez Wrenn
Head of Janitorial
Geoff Schrempf, MFA, D.Sc., Ph.D., D.Litt.
Board of Directors
Chairperson of the Board
Magda Hesketh-Dorleac
Board of Directors
Kapustina Nymphadora Anatolievna
Abdelkader Benmansour
Taline Dergevorkian
Prof. Laëtitia Charpentier de Bourbon-Conti
Dorothea Figgins
Sir Bertram Fitzwater-Ashpole, 5th Baron Fitzwater-Ashpole
Reuben Henriques
Xu Huiqing
Kalikohemolele Kalawai’a
Isaïes Micolau
Dr. Jónar Sørensen
Gomer Ray-Gus III
Armin Sutro, Jr.