The Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics

Our Team of Experts

The Institute's Scienticians, 1903

Director of Scienceonomy

Aldous Thistleton Lambshanks

Director Emeritus

Hammacher Hesketh-Dorleac

Senior Gravitronomists

Dr. Prof. Spencer Howard
Dr. Prof. Sam Hunter
Dr. Prof. Claire Kaplan
Dr. Prof. Nathan Turner

Neuroimmunonologic Gene Expression Laboratory

Dr. Hep’ot’ Bashloevy, tribune
Dr. Giacopo Penzo
Dr. Hazel Nutt
Dr. Juan Bomb
Dr. Lariis Vetuu

Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics

Dr. Jónar Sørensen, director of research
Dr. Victor Leal
Dr. Silvia Monmarques
Dr. Yvonne Cavalcanti
Dr. Sap Bnth

Renata Del Vecchio Memorial Laboratory for Amphigenetic Research

Dr. Ovsanna Del Vecchio, counselor
Dr. Dixon d’Urby
Dr. Lamar Helmsley
Dr. Eleuterio Sinicropi
Prof. Percival Pimentel

Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry

Dr. Edward Nedwin Wendward, director of research
Dr. Donna Blackstone
Dr. Johann Sebastian Bock
Dr. Yevgeny Wayne
Dr. Stig Catmull, III

Department of Humorology

Alcibiades Snout, chairperson
Sigrid Steiner-Sturtschturdt
Valentine Aguecheek
Timandra Faulconbridge
Leonine Oatcake

Adjunct Scienticians

Prof. Oe Hatsuyo
Prof. Hiram Cowgill
Dr. Tabitha de Primo de Claro
Prof. Grażyna Chrabołowska

Central Works Council

Walburga Woop, chairperson
Heiko Fritsch
Rear Adm. Donald Söderström
Ebenezer Wellington-Bullock, Jr., OBE
Perdita Bottom

Novice Biometricists

Bim Poku
Hwa Jong Su
Vitruvia Smythe
Elmer Zamuda
Rocko Sööp
Harold Liebstraum
Jytte Ulriksdóttir
Bob Fionnghalaigh

Journeyman Inertiametrcists

Dr. Lee Mann
Dr. Annabelle Clumber
Dante Snyder-Gershkovich
Tunde St. Germain-Palermo

Teaching Assistants

Gert Post
Dewey Bachmann
Lehman Gross-Bahn
Ellie Ott-Ness
Stephen Szeto-Sczesny 

Interns

Trench Coxe
Periss Drell
Jen-Hsung Hu
Harvey McGarvey
Aarti Haas
Veitor Aboullaite
Ali Kanchibhatta

Stochastic Process Actuary

F. Wala-Engelbrecht Staudenmaier, ARM, CRM, CIC

Director of Communications

Marcus Thornwood

Judge Advocate General

Oona Okana

Judge Advocate Specific

Bhumibol Vongsawad, Esq.

Compliance and Corruption Prevention

Dr. Svenne Lengelenne

Ombudsperson

Belinda Dort-Hurlockerhonkson

Hazardous Goods COORDINATOR

Guntram Rupp

Empirical Aesthetician

Francesco Fritz-Franz Freeling

Historian

Dr. Malcolm A. MacDougal

Staff Psychologist

H. H. Von Voltimand, Psy.D.

de facto Scriba

Babette Ionescu

Companion Extraordinary of the Privy Council

Masuyama Kimi

Herald

Todd Ustick Onderdonk

Censor

Jon le Deutsch

SergeantS-at-Arms

Lt. Col. Martin Dumont Vroom
Rear Adm. Drey Bench, ret.

Keeper of the Halls

Cora H. Pendleton-Twain

Equerry

Svante Nilsson Sture the Younger

Quartermaster

Conrad von Pyhy

Symposiarch

Fredericka de Lennox de Bethune

Leader of the Opposition

“Bill” Guillaume Wilhelm Uilleam Williams

Lady Usher of the Orange Rod

Elizabetta Sonntag-Domingo

Prelate

Barnaby Barnabas

Aide-de-Camp

Juan Sebastian de Todos de los Santos de Encarnación

Justiciar

Räbit Möxämmätša

Magister Equitum

The Most Rev. Spiro Kadrievski Markovnikov

Whip

Benjamin Treadwell Astor, Sr., Esq. IV

Comptroller

Villy “T-Bone” Høj

Consulate Conservator

Ferdinand Alois Lodewijk-Maria Nguyen

Manager of Opposition Business

The Rt. Hon. Marvin Dingle

Catering

Feardomhnach Mac Giolla Chomhghaill

Farrier

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Seer

Grigori Rasputin, Jr.

Privy Purse

John Dragfoot

High Almoner

Humbert Candlewax

Clerk of the Closet

Cyrus Piddlypinks

Organist

Edgar Wheeze

Painter and Limner

Percival Nimbleshanks

ChaplainS

The Reverend Sigismund Von Herbinstein
The Very Reverend Girolamo Cardeño
The Most Reverend Eddie Large

Premier Master of the Kitchen

Graham McCracken

Persuivant of Arms Extraordinary

Randy Pratt

Seneschal

Chris Cheese

Pantler

Alastair Windegaltsz

Majordomo

Rebecca Fonseca

Groom of the Stool

Paddy Pickerill

Grand Panetier

Anne Knott

Falconer

Sqn Ldr Trixiebelle Furssendonn-Wood

Hostarius

Dust Redivivia, KCVO, DD, LLD

Cup-Bearer

Humble Pantry

Confessor

Seem Härmälä

Lord Warden of the Marches

Kitto Carne

Surgeon-Apothecary

Dr. Zizi Utu, KCVO, MD, BM, BCh, DM, FRCP

Poet Laureate

Bogey Hallþórsdóttir

Human Resources

Celso Manriquez Wrenn

Head of Janitorial

Geoff Schrempf, MFA, D.Sc., Ph.D., D.Litt.

Board of Directors

Chairperson of the Board

Magda Hesketh-Dorleac

Board of Directors

Kapustina Nymphadora Anatolievna
Abdelkader Benmansour
Taline Dergevorkian
Prof. Laëtitia Charpentier de Bourbon-Conti
Dorothea Figgins
Bertram Fitzwater-Ashpole, 5th Baron Fitzwater-Ashpole
Reuben Henriques
Xu Huiqing
Kalikohemolele Kalawai’a
Isaïes Micolau
Dr. Jónar Sørensen
Gomer Ray-Gus III
Armin Sutro, Jr.