Our Team

The Institute's Scienticians, 1903

President & CEO

Aldous Thistleton Lambshanks

Director Emeritus

Hammacher Hesketh-Dorleac

Senior Gravitronomists

Dr. Prof. Spencer Howard
Dr. Prof. Sam Hunter
Dr. Prof. Claire Kaplan
Dr. Prof. Nathan Turner

Department of Electromagnetic Biomestry

Dr. Edward Nedwin Wendward, director of research
Dr. Donna Blackstone
Dr. Johann Sebastian Bock
Dr. Yevgeny Wayne
Dr. Stig Catmull, III

Journeyman Inertiametrcists

Dr. Lee Mann
Dr. Annabelle Clumber
Dante Snyder-Gershkovich

Stochastic Process Actuary

F. Wala-Engelbrecht Staudenmaier, ARM, CRM, CIC

Historian

Dr. Malcolm A. MacDougal

de facto Scriba

Babette Ionescu

Herald

Todd Ustick Onderdonk

Sergeant-at-Arms

Lt. Col. Martin Dumont Vroom

Symposiarch

Fredericka de Lennox de Bethune

Manager of Opposition Business

The Rt. Hon. Marvin Dingle

Center for Theoretical and Applied Geonomics

Dr. Jónar Sørensen, director of research
Dr. Victor Leal
Dr. Silvia Monmarques
Dr. Yvonne Cavalcanti

Adjunct Scienticians

Prof. Oe Hatsuyo
Prof. Hiram Cowgill
Dr. Tabitha de Primo de Claro
Prof. Grażyna Chrabołowska

Novice Biometricists

Bim Poku
Hwa Jong Su
Vitruvia Smythe
Elmer Zamuda
Rocko Von Bite
Harold Liebstraum
Jytte Ulriksdóttir
Bob Fionnghalaigh

Director of Communications

Marcus Thornwood

Staff Psychologist

H. H. Von Voltimand, Psy.D.

Censor

Jon le Deutsch

Keeper of the Halls

Cora H. Pendleton-Twain

Whip

Benjamin Treadwell Astor, Sr., Esq.

Head of Janitorial

Geoff Schrempf, MFA, D.Sc., Ph.D., D.Litt.

Chairperson of the Board

Magda Hesketh-Dorleac

Board of Directors

Kapustina Nymphadora Anatolievna

Isaïes Micolau

Dr. Jónar Sørensen

Xu Huiqing

Gomer Ray-Gus III

Kalikohemolele Kalawai’a

Reuben Henriques

Armin Sutro, Jr.

Bertram Fitzwater-Ashpole, 5th Baron Fitzwater-Ashpole

Dorothea Figgins

Abdelkader Benmansour

Taline Dergevorkian

Prof. Laëtitia Charpentier de Bourbon-Conti